i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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