I wish i was in the wii world.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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