isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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