The beer is more important than you right now.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
this will be a night to untag.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
you never un-have a 4some
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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