While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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