btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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