Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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