so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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