He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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