I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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