Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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