I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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