then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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