Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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