Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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