Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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