Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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