he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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