"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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