found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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