shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I have post one night stand depression
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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