I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
This house was built for laser tag.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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