i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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