I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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