We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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