help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I am midnight drunk by noon
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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