Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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