I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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