She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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