drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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