try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
please don't ironically join a cult
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