I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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