just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I believe in your delicious
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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