You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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