Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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