I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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