Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Someone shattered a urinal.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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