Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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