I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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