Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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