my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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