is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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