Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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