It's Friday. Sex?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I need water and some morals
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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