That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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