just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
