I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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