Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
