like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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