bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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