Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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