i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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