That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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