you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
