i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Someone signed my nipple.
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