It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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