no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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