the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He shit in the fireplace
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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