i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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